(Source: ars-mortifera)
(Source: ars-mortifera)
what do you mean its weird to be sexually attracted to robots

This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
I went to the theater to watch Into Darkness with my family, IMAX 3D (go big, right?) and since I work for the company I got free tickets for us.
We’re sitting in the dark theater and a thing plays telling us to dispose of our glasses after the film. To which my mom replies:
Why should I have to give them back? I paid for them.
I kinda just sat there and said: Mom … you didn’t pay for anything.
(Source: itseverdeen)