In major need of Cyclonus and Tailgate lovin’.
what do you mean its weird to be sexually attracted to robots
Deus Ex Machina
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
I went to the theater to watch Into Darkness with my family, IMAX 3D (
go big, right?) and since I work for the company I got free tickets for us.
We’re sitting in the dark theater and a thing plays telling us to dispose of our glasses after the film. To which my mom replies:
Why should I have to give them back? I paid for them.
I kinda just sat there and said: Mom … you didn’t pay for anything.